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So Wednesday is an interesting day, I have 4 lessons in the morning and relaxed afternoon. Although social studies is just plain tedious.

In the morning i just felt plain shit, made some kind of notes, attempted maths problems and repeatedly glanced at the clock. However social studies today was interested, for only one reason really.

Royalty is coming to St Johns, I don't know how many people I've talked to about this, but i have a massive, burning semi grotesque hatred for the Royal family. OK so maybe that's a slight over exaggeration, but nevertheless they provide an entirely pointless service that could easily be taken over via a combination of wax work dummies from that place i can't spell and i tape recorder strapped to said dummies back.

Continued from last night.

Recently just helped a friend to lie to a certain international body. What a rebel i am becoming, or as my new alter ego, "Senor Guitaro teachero" would say, "something in spanish."

Continued from last night. again!

Went on a history trip today. Which was far more fun than i anticipated. Firstly we went to the national archives where we got too look at 500 year old parchments and actually touch the damn things. Secondly we got to see Hampton Court and talk to a fantastic Mary Tudor (you know, the bloody one) impersonator. Had to learn how to bow properly first, which for some reason involved all the boys rolling up there trousers in order to imitate slightly hairier than usual leggings. Now when one bows to ones Queen one does not look ones queens in the face, not does one rise unless ones queen gives one permission to rise (who says one is the loneliest number). So when it came to the actually bow we were made to wait for some time before we could stand up. And in these situations as you should well know, the GIGGLE LOOP did come into play. So after this meeting with her majesty in which everyone suddenly lost the ability to speak. We got to talk to the actress minus the heavy dress and underneath she was totally naked. I kid of course, actually she wore a fairly awesome T'shirt explaining what the Flux Capacitor did.

Rightio that ends this blog and my friday night, i really need stuff to do when nerd club isnt on.