Sunday, 25 April 2010

Mumford and Sons

Dear Mumford and Sons

Why do i enjoy your music so much?

Should I enjoy your music as much?

Why are you distracting me from my history essay?

What would a penis exactly pi inches in length look like?

Where is the fountain of Youth?

This is not a question?

Only if this is not an answer?

What element has 67 protons and why is it like your mother?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do the Fast and furious movies continue to make money?

How long can I keep this up for?

Longer still?

Does this seem physically possible?

How longer will Waitrose sell 2 for £1.70 milkshake deals and when will they stock up on chocolate?

Was Elizabeths last period in power one of crisis and disalusionment?

Who will win the election?

Will Nick Griffins parents turn out to be black?

Did St George really kill the dragon or did the dragon take a dive?

Will Gavin Henson actually return to rugby?

When will Iron Man 2 out?

Will I ever have enough money to retire?

Will I ever "blank" a "blank"?

When will "blanks" be given equal "blanks"?

What does "blank" stand for?

If you were stranded on a desert island which celebrity who would you take to eat first?

How will Doctor Who escape the angels?

What 2.5 has killed 7?

Will anyone sucessfully answer all these questions, before the world implodes?

2 comments:

  1. 1) Because you're a twat
    2) No you shouldn't
    3) Because you're STILL a twat
    4) Hilarious
    5) Cyprus
    6) see question 7
    7) see question 6
    8) Holimium, because it's a "Ho" (lol)
    9) to get to the other side
    10) Because everyone loves fast cars, half naked ladies, and Vin Diesel
    11) Another 17 questions
    12) Evidently
    13) It does indeed
    14) offer is on another 2 weeks, and 3 cases of chocolate come in tomorrow (monday 26th) morning
    15) Yes it was
    16) Lib Dems FTW
    17) Almost definately
    18) Dragon took a dive. George was a pussy
    19) We can only hope
    20) 30th April, 2010
    21) Yes, you genius Chemist you
    22) No you won't
    23) 2013
    24) Everything that is wrong with the world
    25) Glen Beck, for the pure hilarity of him blaming Obama for me eating him
    26) Magic and some hefty Balls
    27) MGM
    28) Yes

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  2. Impressive at least half ur answers were wrong though. Try again

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