I finally finished work experience, no longer will i have to wake up in the morning instead i now have a mountain of homework and a driving test to panic about.
In other news, I have not had a banana in 5 days
i think I'm going through withdrawal symptoms, or maybe i just have swine flu. Who knows?
This isn't a joke people, i may be going mad, i normally have 2-3 banana's a day. It is my only source of fruit (unless you count the orange bit in jaffa cakes). It my sound weird to you "normal people" but i am crazily addicted to banana's, but not just plain old banana's. I'm talking about bananas to which the joke about spiders eggs applies.
The reason i have not eaten a banana is not that theres a banana shortage in the house, its that despite looking fine, these banana's are so fucking unripe that they literally have the texture and taste of melon.
I better get some bananaery goodness soon or im going end up waking in the middle of the night seeing a child crawl along the ceiling and rotate its head 360degrees
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