Well i still am. Any who i thought I'd lead with a funny one, then give up and watch tv.
This is from (loosely quoted i have a shit memory) Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy which if you haven't heard (the radio series not the crappy movie) i will go to your house and selotape my headphones to your ears for a day until its over.
FYI the babel fish when stuck in your ear translates all known languages into your own language.
"Some people have taken the huge unlikelihood of the babel fish evolving to be so fantastically useful as final proof in the existence of God. God replies " no it doesn't says god for proof denies faith and without faith i am nothing." But man says "Ah but the babel fish is a dead giveaway and that proves you exist." God says " oh dear i hadn't thought of that and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."
On a more serious note, a lot is said about the moral aspect that religion brings, but if your doing a good thing mearely to avoid internal damnation then is that really a good act, or is it a selfish one. On the other hand try and think of a purely selfless act that doesnt make you feel good and hence become selfish, lol.
Bubi now.
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TOTALLY RIPPING OFF FRIENDS!!!!!
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