Good news people, I've rediscovered "Coupling" and no this isn't some strange method of masturbation, you dirty minded people you, its a sitcom, known for such memorable quotes as;
Geoff (e.g crazy Welshmen) to a gay man "The thing is right, sex for you guys is easy."
Gay man " um why..."
Geoff " Well, for you guys masturbation is like practise, with us were supposed to get in there and fly her first time"
and
Jane " Uh aren't you forgetting something, me and Carolyn are vegetarian"
Carolyn " No your not you can barely eat vegetables and you can suck a whole pig through a straw"
Jane " Well I'm bi vegetarian"
Carolyn " No your not you crazy dumb bitch."
In other news i am really looking forward to the next six months, i have endured the summer video game drought and from here on in the good games start coming out. Leading off with madden 2010 which is my nicotine patch to stop me getting angry about the lack of rugby games. Followed by the new halo game (voiced by the fucking firefly cast, which is fucking sweet) then Cod4 (2) then mass effect 2 then bioshock 2 Left 4 dead 2 (yes i realise there are a hell of a lot of 2's) then Borderlands and finally "Sponge bob: Truth or Square" OK maybe not that last one.
Prepare to shit yourselves with Bioshock 2
Only two weeks to go before gaming bliss. Screw A levels, screw socialising, from this point on the only way to contact me is online, or by throwing rocks at my window, but then I'm more likely to attack you, but ill also weigh 300 pounds so ill probably run out of breath quite soon
and Good Morning to you all.
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Have you been living under a rock? Coupling RULES. As long as you ignore series 4.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hate to be the bringer of bad news but didn't Bioshock 2 get pushed back to 2010?
your not wrong about season 4 losing geoff was a huge mistake, is it just me or are there not any sane welsh people on tv, i thinking mainly gavin and stacy here
ReplyDeleteand ive got plenty of games to help me survive until bioshock, i think its meant to comeout early 2010 anywho
FINALLY!
ReplyDeleteSomeone else who's heard of coupling! Is it currently showing on tv? SMBx
no unfortunatly only dvd at the moment
ReplyDeleteI have all the DVD's :D You gotta love Geoff's reason for leaving though. Lesbos haha
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