Seriously, the heat is getting to me. Here i am trying to eat my second tub of jaffa cakes and there melting as i speak.
"THEY'RE MELTING, MELTING"
In other news tennis may be the most inherently sexist sport in the world. Seriously, they only stopped putting Ms/Mrs before the female tennis players name. And why the hell to women only play 3 sets. Female Rugby players still play 80mins, female athletes don't run shorter distances so it can't be a matter of fitness.
In other, other news i had to write an email to try and get some work experience. Even though its my second choice i had to write it like my first, all prissy and over the top. I fucking hate doing that sort of thing, everyone knows its a charade. I'll have to go through the same thing with universities, write the same bullshit, made up stuff to show I'm a "well rounded person." Its all just a joke. Old TV program called " Reggie Perrin" had this down. Each series ends with Reggie faking his own death and trying to start a better life, only to get sucked back into his old self repeating, self destructive pattern. Apart from the initial concept the rest of the show is complete bullshit. Catchphrases and that sort of thing.
Just watched the first transformers again. Seriously the sector 7 guy cracks me up.
Sample Quote " See this badge, its a do what ever i want badge!"
"Oh sure, big man when you've got a giant robot."
Tranformers is unique people, its both a cracking comedy, military advertisement and masturbatory material (woot the fox)
Which brings me neatly to my next linky link
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