Why does my final History exam have to be on Monday, if it wasn't for Monday then i wouldn't be trying to revise this weekend. Instead i would be chilling, maybe go to the gym watch one of 6 rugby games on today and eat my weight in jaffa cakes which considering each jaffa cake only contains 1g of fat would be a considerable amount. I am an addict. Not to drugs or alcohol or sex (all though i wouldn't mind) or any other normal addiction. No instead I'm addicted to Jaffa Cakes and Banana's, or ideally a combination of the two which i call Janana Cakes.
Normally its easy for me to procrastinate. But, shockingly there is absolutely no one online (damn you Moses) excluding "that which lays men" on facebook. I'm all alone. lol My computer since i got it has been on well over 80% of the time partly cause my village sucks for signal. Its like that poem i had to read in English about the burst pipe in India. Except the pipe never bursts, and there is no pipe to begin with (its more of a piece of string). So without my phone i spend all my time on a combination or Roosterteeth/blogger/Facebook/BBC Rugby homepage/MSN. Or as i like to call it "The Roob Fugby Page at the Memorial Soccer Nutsack. Is it me or is my nickname longer. LOL
Rightio back to Revision. Or as i like to call it..........
Revision GET'ER'DONE
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